Monday, 3 January 2022

Gazals

Mere haathon mein apna haath de do
Zindagi mein apna saath de do

door tak chalna hai tumhare saath
nazdikiyoon ke tum saugaat de do

Mauskurakar kaatna chahoon raastaa
bas Apni hasi ki barsaat de do

tere bin kya likhoon zindagi mein
apne zindagi ki dawaat de do

kisko mein rab karke manoon
apne ishq ki ibaadat de do

tum jaate ho toh dil tootta hai
aake paas is dukh se ijaat de do

yeh pyaar bhara dil deewana hai
Is dil ko nayee saugaat de do

aur toh koi nahin chahiye mujhko
apni pyaar ki mujhe aadat de do

jab bhi dekhta hoon mein aaeena
is akelepan se ab ijaat de do

Tere bin rahataa hoon sara din
mujhe bas apni yeh raat de do

suna hai yeh dil tere bagair
apne pyaar ki barsaat de do

saath tera ho toh mein zinda hoon
jaane se pehele maut se mulakaat de do

Tera chehera dekh mein jeeta hoon
jeene ke liye bas apni muhobaat de do

Wednesday, 22 December 2021

Java Sonnets




Java Sonnet

Java is a software having three things,
Language, virtual machine and API set.
In the software sky, flying with OOP wings
Creating magic all over the net.


James Gosling along with his colleagues wrote
This new language that he named it as 'OAK'
With fantastic concepts only to quote
naming it 'Java' for web to invoke.



From Java 1 to 8 ; many versions released
4500 pre-written classes already existing
Being open source everyone is pleased
It makes the approach easy for coding.


Java is surely the coding future,
Its going to stay for long; for ever.


Java JVM Sonnet

Java writes Machine independent code
That can run on different OS platforms
From one to other this technique flowed
And made java famous for coding norms

Firstly the code is written in plain text
That gets saved as a .java extension
Secondly compiler runs and see next
it returns .class ; its a compiled version.


This file has no code but bytecodes
That is difficult for machine to read
Thirdly it needs a JVM to decode the codes
Then java launcher tool displays the feed

JVM is ad hoc for Windows, Unix or Mac
where the same .class file runs without a crack

Polymorphism Sonnet


A person has many roles to play
He is a husband, brother and son too
Likewise the polymorphism concept blew
to let class in many ways to portray

The overloading method in a class
With vivid arguments and the same name
gives practical example of the same 
The polymorphism makes this all to pass


The overriding method is where super -
And a subclass both can have same method
It shows how same arguments same method
Used in different places like trooper

Polymorphism makes the coding simpler
Its many examples shows its sprinkler

Java Objects Sonnet


Objects are key to understand ; infer
The Object Oriented technology
Look around and you'll find and discover
many cases of real-world thingy.

Like your dog, your desk, your TV or bicycle.
All have state and behavior icicle


Dogs have state like name, color, breed, hungry,
Behavior as barking and wagging tail 
Tracing in real-world object sundry
Is great way to begin thinking OOP trail

"What viable states for an object can be?"
"What possible behaviors it can flex?"
some objects in turn have other objects 
Real-world cases show the world of OOP


Java Buzzwords Sonnet


In the white paper that was written by,
two great ; James Gosling and Henry McGilton
Who explained buzzwords that are very nigh
To Java Language Environment one.

This is great Java programming language 
That's high-level language for all to use
This has been characterized and to gauge
with many wonderful names and buzzwords


Its Simple, Robust , Object oriented,
Architecture neutral, Portable with
Secure, Dynamic, and Distributed,
High performance, Multithreaded -- a pith

These buzzwords describe this language Java
Bringing flavor of Java's Baklava

Java Coding Sonnet 


Java can help us in following ways
While we write the programs in this language
To write better programs in our voyage
With very less effort; efficient ways


Getting started quickly than native C++ and C 
Writing lesser ; better code with API
Writing once running anywhere thereby
Coding with platform Independency

You can develop the code twice faster 
Than other languages of programming 
It too helps vividly to reuse coding
By using many OOP concepts; ever

Finally deploying and distributing
Also is very simple in dealing

Java Features Sonnet

The high-level Java language program
Is very powerful software platform. 
Full implementation of this Platform
It gives us many features to perform

First the development tools like javac -
to compile, java launcher to run -
monitor, debug, javadoc is key
for documenting the application.


The API provides classes like GUI, Swing 
Networking, Remote-MI, XML generation
And JDBC, Java FX, Java IDL API, having
JNDI - all this is for easy creation

Deployment by ;Java Web Start software
For end users - Java Plug-In software

Java Class Sonnet


In this world we see same kind of objects
With the same make and also same model
Thousands of objects made from single specs
Blue print with same components sans dawdle

The syntax of the Java programming
Will certainly look new and different;
But the design of the class is saying
Objects are created - vociferant


The fields examples cadence, speed, and gear 
All represent the bicycles state, and -
Methods like changeCadence, changeGear
Is interaction with the outside world.

A class therefore also called a blueprint
From which Its many objects you can mint

Inheritance Sonnet


Different kinds of objects have often
Amongst each other some things in common
Like a tree of family called Dhava
That is called Inheritance in Java

The Mountain and road and tandem bikes, 
All share characteristics of bikes
Yet each define additional feature
that makes them different from each other


Bicycle now becomes the superclass
of MountainBike, RoadBike, and TandemBike. 
Java's single Inheritance ; each class -
Is allowed only one superclass ; bike
But each superclass has the potential -
For unlimited list of subclass tail

Interface Sonnet


The Interaction with the outside world 
Are the Objects, through their written methods -
That they are exposed with - and these methods
Form object's interface with outside world; 

Like buttons of your television set
Are interface between you and wiring 
on the other side of plastic casing. 
Press "power" button to on - off your set


Interface is more formal behavior,
Interfaces form a contract with class -
and outside world, while build by compiler. 
All methods ;must for compile to pass

To implement interface and to use 
the implements keyword you should induce

Packages Sonnet


A package is namespace and folder
having same classes and interfaces. 
like HTML in one; for images another, 
apps in other; other folder for scripts.

Software written in the Java thereby
Composed of many different classes, 
it helps to organized in packages.
This library also known as API 


Packages solves tasks ; file object ; like
Modify file system - with object dike 
The classes allows to focus design 
Rather than the infrastructure spine

As programmer, API will be single -
reference doc of Java; us to mingle

Variables Sonnet


There are different kinds of Variables
Instance, class , local and parameters
Each one has a different role to play
We will see each one in a detailed way

Instance Variables the Non-Static Fields
Objects store their unique states into that,
Class Variables called the Static Fields
With static word; only one copy of that


Local Variables will often store its 
Temporary state - local variables. 
Syntax stating local variable
is similar to stating field label

Parameters are method arguments
Like args in public static void main(String[] args). 

Naming Sonnet


Every language of program has its own 
Defined set of rules and the convention
Kinds of names used for utilization 
The Java language is not left alone.


The rules for naming the variables are - 
Names are always in case-sensitive mode, 
A name can be legal identifier — 
Unlimited-length sequence - Unicode -
Letters, digits, beginning with letter -
Dollar sign or underscore character. 
But per convention begin with letter
Auto-generated may have dollar char

Finally White space is not permitted.
These are naming conventions accepted.

Naming Continued Sonnet


Subsequent characters may be letters
Or digits, dollar signs, or underscore. 

When choosing a name for your variables, 
Use full words instead of abbreviations. 
Doing so will make your code easier 
to read , understand and to use better


while documenting; fields like cadence, speed, 
Are more logical than c , s abbreviated , 
The name mustn't be keyword or reserved word.
If name is one word, start with lowercase
Caps the first letter if more than one word, 
like the gearRatio and currentGear names 

Constant value is caps every letter
along with the underscore character 

Primitive Data Types Sonnet


Let us now move and get on to the trip
To see primitive data types world
Primitive type is predefined to grip
This type is named by a reserved keyword

There are eight primitive types supported
They are the - byte, short, int, long,float, double, 
boolean, char - and in that String is added
For String object, that are immutable


Every data type has default value
Its not needed to assign a value
accordingly the datatype is set
Either zero or null value to let

This is the magic of primitive type
In a great way it helps without a gripe

Literals Sonnet


The "new" isn't used while Initializing 
A variable of primitive type 
Primitive types are special data type;
they are not objects ; class is creating. 


A literal represents fixed value; 
literals don't require computation. 
It can assign literal dimension
To variable of primitive type.

Yes, there are different literals like
Integer and floating point Literals
And Character and the String Literals
To use them in program and take a pike

From Java 7 onwards its allowed to use
Underscore to help the code to conduce


Array Sonnet

An array is a container object 
Fixed number of one type of value ranges
The length of it when created is set
And then array value never changes

Each item in array is element
Numeric index is given to it
It starts with zero of each element 
The 9th element, would be at index eighth.





But in the real-world situation, 
You would use one of the looping program
To iterate through each one to action
Rather than writing each line one by one

The loops can be for , while and or do-while
This will help us to use arrays in style


Array Declaring Sonnet


The way; declaring other variables;
Array declaration too has two parts: 
The array's name and also array's type 
An array's type is written as this type[], 

data type of elements is the type; 
Brackets are the symbols showing array. 
The size of array is not part of type 
that's why brackets are empty in the way


An array's name can be by anything  
As per rules in the section of naming

As with variables of other types this, 
Declaration does not create array; 
it simply tells the compiler that this 
Variable will only hold array.

Array Accessing Sonnet


There is one way to create an array
It is to use the "new" operator. 
If this statement is not written this way
then the compilation fails with error

Then assign values to the array's
Elements by numerical Index
Else by using the shortcut syntax 
to create and initialize an array


The length of the array is determined 
by the number of values provided 
You can declare an array of arrays
by using two or more sets of brackets

Multidimensional array is array 
whose components itself is an array

Copying Arrays Sonnet


The System class has important method 
"arraycopy" can be directly used
Efficiently to copy one array's 
Data into another new array

The two Object arguments specify 
Array to copy from and copy to
Three integer arguments specify 
the starting position in the source clue
the start point in destination array, 
and number of elements to copy.


Following is statement, arraycopy
(Object src, for source;int srcPos  the source point
Object dest, int destPos, for destination
int length) for total numbers to copy

Array Manipulations Sonnet


Arrays are a powerful and useful -
Concept in programming are museful -
Has methods for array manipulation
Like "arraycopy" copies one array
Elements in to another array
This is done "behind the scenes" action

"java.util.Arrays" class, many methods
Like "copyOfRange" , "arraycopy" feathers


"Searching" array for specific value
To get index at which it is searching.
checking the two arrays and their value 
if equal or not method "comparing"

"Filling" an array ; "sorting" an array
forming a "stream" ;and "tostring" from array

Operators Sonnet


Operators are the special symbols 
That perform specific operations
On one or two or three operands 
And then they finally return results

Operators are evaluated firstly
that are having higher precedence 
then operators with lower precedence. 
same line enjoy equal priority


Same priority ops in same expression, 
Rule is to govern to evaluate this one

Binary operators from left to right; 
assignment operators are right to left.

Most common is assignment operator "="  
Than the unsigned right shift operator ">>>". 

ESB Sonnet


With variables and the operators
we can form expressions, statements, and blocks. 

Operators can form expressions and 
Calculate ; compute the values to send.
Expressions are very core components 
of all written and created statements; 
Statements that relate to another one
Usually grouped into blocks as one


Expressions may contain variables With -
assignment operators to assign
The values to that variables - forthwith
to use it later in our program line

So all the expressions, statements, and blocks
And with all these three things our Java walks


Expression Sonnet


An expression is a construct made of 
variables, operators like a glove
Method invocations, made according 
To syntax of Java language coding.
The expression when its formed finally
Evaluates to single val duly


The data type of the value returned 
by an expression depends on concerned 
Elements that used in the expressions. 
The Java programming language allows 
You to construct the compound expressions 
As long as the data type matches bows

Expression behaves by parenthesis
Else is determined by the precedence 

Statements Sonnet


Statements are like English sentences made;
A statement is unit of execution. 
All the statements can be terminated 
With expression of a semicolon (;).

Assignment , increment, and Method calls
Object creation are expression statements
And two other kinds of more statements: 
declaration and control flow statements. 


A declaration statement declares 
Variable like string="Java Nation"
And finally its control flow statements 
regulating order of execution

These statements help us to create logics
And create our Java programs to fix.

Blocks Sonnet


A block is group of multiple statements 
Can be zero too; in balanced braces 
And can be used anywhere in program 
where with a single statement it can jam 

One class , one method or one condition
All this can be classified as one block
Specific logic should be in fusion
To complete the one particular block.


Like - the if condition that is one block
else condition forms the another one
For loop created makes up other block
and one method - its a more enclosed one

Sometimes the entire class can be a block
That can be called in another class block

Control Flow Sonnet


The statements in source files go line by line -
And mostly goes from top to down like pine 
 
The Control flow statements, they however, 
break up flow of execution going
by using decision making, looping
Branching, enabling program used ever 
Conditionally execute proper
Blocks of codes that are to particular


now let's see decision-making statements 
Like if-then ; if-then-else and switch keywords
And three most important looping statements
for loop and while loop and do-while loop verbs
Branching statements - break and continue and -
Return ; supported by Java lang hand.


Declaring Classes Sonnet


class Person { } is a class declaration
The entire class body is area 
between the braces { } contains all action
Provides the life cycle of aquaria 
Of objects that are created from class: 
The constructors for "init" the new objects,
declarations for the fields that render
state of the class and also its objects, 
and methods to implement behavior 
Of the class and also all their objects.


You can add the modifiers like public 
Or private at the very start of class 
You would use the extends and implements 
Based on interface or super-class you pick


Declaring Variables Sonnet


Member variables - called fields; Variables 
in method or block - local variables.
Method declarations - parameters.
The field's type; name; no or more modifiers; 
There are public and private modifiers
For encapsulation, it's private class
Means only directly accessed from class. 
We still need access to all these values 
It's done indirectly by public methods 
All the variables should have a type. 
The primitive types or reference types
All variables, follow same naming rules 
The first letter of class - capitalized
The first word in a method - verbified


Defining Methods Sonnet


Elements of method declaration -
are the method's return type, method's name, 
Along with a pair of parentheses, (), 
Finally a body between braces, {}.

Method declaration - six components
Modifiers— public, private, and others
Return type or void; basis val to return
The method name—according to the rules 
The param list in brackets() or empty
An exception list will discuss later
The method body, enclosed in braces
The method's code, with variables, goes here.


Method signature made up of two thing
The method's name and parameter types.

Naming Methods Sonnet


Method name is legal identifier, 
The code conventions restrict method names. 
By convention, method names are verb-ier
In the lowercase or multi-word names
It begins with a verb in lowercase, 
followed by the adjectives, and nouns 
In multi-word names, the first letter face 
of the second and next words should be caps 
like runFast; getNum; getFinalData; 
run; closeTo;setX; isEmptyData;


A method always has a unique name -
within its class. Yet many method names
might also consists of same name - owing
To implementing method overloading 


Overloading Methods Sonnet


Java supports overloading methods, 
and It can distinguish between methods 
with different method signatures.
This means that the methods within a class 
Be same name with other parameters
If there is a calligraphy draw class 
To draw strings, integers; contains method 
for drawing each data type is clumsy 
This class might declare -named draw -  four methods,
each with distinct parameter list duly


Methods with same arguments, throws error
With different return type - throws error
Overloaded methods - use sparingly, 
It has code much less readability

Constructors Sonnet


Class has constructors that are evoked in; 
To create objects from the class blueprint. 
Constructor declarations just look like -
method declarations except they use 
the name of the class and no return type. 
Example, Bicycle has one constructor:
Create new Bicycle object - myBike, 
Constructor is called by new operator:
Bicycle myBike = new Bicycle(30, 0, 8);
Above creates space in memory in use
Object and initializes fields infact;
Although Bicycle has one constructor, 
it can have no-argument constructor:
Both constructors declared this way like


Constructors Continued Sonnet


As with the methods, the Java platform 
differentiates constructors on the firm
basis of the number of arguments 
In the list and in different types. 

In Java you cant write two constructors  
with same number; type of arguments tone
for the same class, because the platform is
Not able to tell error will be thrown


You don't need provide any constructors;
but you must be careful when doing this. 
The compiler does this by no-argument 
default constructor if none in the class
This default will call the no-argument 
constructor of the above superclass. 

Constructor 03 Sonnet


Continuing the constructor-02 Sonnet
Superclass constructor situation
if superclass has a no-argument 
constructor; The compiler will complain
so you must first verify that it does. 
If class has no explicit superclass, 
then implicit superclass of Object, 
That has a no-argument constructor.
You can use a superclass constructor  
The MountainBike class has used that object
Use access modifiers - curb constructor
Cant call constructor - cant make objects


To understand this properly and fine
Read all three constructors sonnets in line

Passing Information Sonnet


For declaring method or constructor 
We need number and type of arguments 
Example, method that computes for
The monthly payments for the home loan, 
based on amount of loan, interest rates, 
length of the loan ;future value of loan:
It has four parameters: loan amount, 
Int rate, future val and periods numbers 
First three are double or floating numbers, 
Fourth is integer . - The parameters 
Used in method body and runtime count
will take on - pass values of arguments 


Parameters are list; Arguments values
Passed when method's invoked, it should match hues


Parameter Types

You can use any of data type for -
Parameter of method / constructor. 
This includes the primitive data types, 
Such as the doubles, floats, and integers, 

Here's an example of a method that 
accepts an array as an argument. 
In this example, the method creates -
New Polygon object - initiates boom 
From an array of Point objects assume 
that Point is a class that it represents 
x, y coordinate like public Polygon - 
polygonFrom(Point[] corners) {} - is drawn.
Note: To pass a method in method thence
Use lambda expr or method reference.


Arbitrary Number of Arguments Sonnet


You can use a construct called "varargs" to -
pass arbitrary number of vals to -
method. "varargs" is used when we dont know 
how many same type of argument will 
be passed to the method. to make it dill
Shortcut to create array manually though
In method we could have used in a way
varargs rather than create an array.

To use varargs, follow type ellipsis way
then a space, and the parameter name. 
Method called with any params or none
In method, corners treated like array. 
The method can be called with an array 
Code will treat parameter as array.

Object Concepts Sonnet


Java program creates many objects, 
That interact by invoking methods. 
And Through all these object interactions, 
Program can carry out various tasks, 
such as implementing a GUI, running 
an animation, or send - receiving 
Of information over a network. 
Once an object has completed the work 
for which it's created, its resources 
are recycled for use by other objects.

Learn how to write the code that creates and 
uses these objects in its own programs. 
how the system then cleans up after an 
object's life in the specific place ends.

Creating Objects Sonnet


A class provides the blueprint for objects
Create object from class definition 
Each has three parts to it - Declaration; 
Instantiation; Initialization  

Declaration sets var to declare and
Link var name with object type like guava
Instantiation: "new" keyword in Java 
The Operator creates the object.
Initializing the constructor band 
which initializes the new object.

A primitive var reserves memory
"new" operator instantiates the deck
and invokes constructor "emery"
"instantiating class" is "creating object." 


Using Objects Sonnet


Once that you have created an object, 
then you will have to use that for something. 
You may need to use field's value aspect
Or change one of field values for using
or calling one of the objects method
to perform an action and get a nod

The Object fields are accessed by their names. 
You must use the name that's unambiguous.
And code outside the object's class can use 
an object with dot and a simple name 

To access field use return reference
New operator returns and will yield
To an object; you could use the value 
returned from new to access a new field

Calling Methods Sonnet


Use an object reference to invoke -
An object's method - append the method's 
simple name to the object reference, 
with our common dot operator (.) folk;
Within parentheses, any arguments 
No arguments, empty parentheses.

As with instance fields, objectReference 
must be reference to an object ; pods
Variable name, but also expression 
that too returns an object reference. 
new oper returns object reference, 
To invoke a new object's methods:

Invoking method on specific object 
is same - sending message to that object. 


The Garbage Collector Sonnet


Some OO languages need to track objects -
Create ; explicitly kill when never -
needed. Coping the memory ever
Explicitly Error- Prone - Tedious ; 

It allows ; create as many objects 
limited, by system can handle them
and don't worry about destroying them. 
JRE is capable of deleting objects 
when it's no longer being used- action 
This process is called garbage collection.

Or explicitly drop all reference 
by setting 'null' to the variable
GC periodically frees the memory
GC does when time is right absolutely


Returning a Value/Class/Interface from a Method Sonnet


Method returns to code that invoked it 
when it completes all written statements 
in the method, reaches return statement
Or throws exception whichever comes first.

Return type in method declaration
Use return statement to return value.
No value return - void declaration
The data type must match return value

When the method uses name of a class
Return type should be the class or subclass
Override method - return subclass stripe
Technique called covariant return type
Note: interface names as return types. 
Object returned must implement interface.

Java "This" Sonnet


Within instance method or constructor, 
'this' is reference to current object — 
the object whose method or constructor 
is called; refer any member by "this" - sect

'this' keyword is used for field is shadowed for
by method - constructor. Each argument 
shadows one fields — inside the constructor
A copy of constructor's argument. 

From constructor, you can use 'this' to call
other constructor in same class ; in all 
Called explicit constructor invocation. 
Check example in objects section

Invocation of another constructor 
must be the first line in the constructor.


Access Modifiers Sonnet


Yes to all ; Yes to World is public mode
Yes to all ; No to world - protected code
Yes to class ; yes to package is default
Yes to class ; No to others - private road

If other programmers use your classes, 
Ensure errors from misuse don't occur 
Use Private access modifier Unless 
you have very good reason not to blur
Avoid public fields except constants; for
They tend to link you to particular 
Implementation and to limit your 
flexibility in code to alter

Following above are tips to use them
Use it wisely for Java to muse them

Static Variables Sonnet


The static keyword creates fields - methods
Belonging to class, not instance of class.

Objects created from same class blueprint, 
Instance vars has memory that's distinct 

But some vars are common to all objects. 
This is achieved by static modifier. 
Any object can change value of this var
But these static variables can be changed 
without creating an instance of class.
ex. numberOfBicycles created

Java also supports static methods 
Like it supports static variables gauge. 
Let us see how these static methods
In next ; supported by Java Language



Static Methods Sonnet


Static methods, with static modifier -
Are invoked with the class name and without 
creating any instance of the class 
Some combinations of instance and class 
variables and methods are too allowed:
Instance methods can read instance and class
variables & instance methods directly.
The class methods can only access class -
variables and class methods directly.
The class methods cannot access instance -
variables-methods directly but require —
To use for these - an object reference. 

Class methods cannot use the 'this' keyword;
There's no instance for this to be referred.


Constants Sonnet


Static modifier, with final modifier, 
Is also used to define the constants. 
Constants in this way can't be reassigned as, 
It will throw the compile-time error

By convention, the names of constant are
spelled in uppercase letters. If names are
Having more than one word, then the words are 
separated by underscore letter (_).

If primitive type or string as constant
And value is known at compile time, 
Compiler replaces name of constant
everywhere in the code with its value. 

If constant in the outside world changes
recompile classes ; using its values

Initializing Fields Sonnet


We can give Initial value for the
field in declaration and this works fine
when we have the 'init' value and then the 
initialization can be one line. 

This form of initialization has 
limitations due to simplicity. 
If the "init" needs some logic ; like in case
Error handling or for ability
Of the loop to fill a complex array, 
simple assignment impossible that way. 

Instance vars initialized in constructors, 
where exceptions ; other logics be used. 
Its only that they be declared like czars
and initialized before they are used.


Static Initialization Blocks Sonnet


A static initialization block 
is a normal block of code in braces, { }, 
Preceding by the static keyword lock 
Here is an example for the same case
There can be in class as many number;
Of the static "init" blocks, and anywhere
In the entire class they can all appear  
The runtime guarantees static "init" blocks 
are called in the order that they appear .
There is an alternative to static blocks — 

you can write a private static method:
Advantage of private static methods 
is that they can always be reused later 
And reinitialize the class var ever

Sunday, 19 December 2021

Adult Poems

All Adult Poems


Technological Poems

 



Whatsapp

whatsapp meri jaan hai
whatsapp meri shaan hai
sirf mere tere paas nahin
yeh toh har kahaan hai


bole to messenger ka app hai
par har ek ke upar alag cap hai
Photos aur videos ka send recieve
messages ka chalta rahta rap hai

23 years of google

23 years of google
come lets play bungle
and celebrate birthday
of our own google

Earlier we used to wonder
what is this Google
Then all the time we all
got hooked up to google

it wouldnt burst at all
such was this bubble
what all info we do need
we get it on the google


there is nothing that we;
cant find it on google
they also have fabulous
designs in their doodle


Java Ka Public

Java Ka Public , Java Ka Public, Java Ka Public Hum sab Log
Karte Hai Hum Mouse Click, Single click aur double click 
Right click aur left click hoti nahin magar dekho
Yaroo apni life click click click click 
Java Ka Public


Java ki baat nikli hai toh, OOPS ki baat niklegi hi
Polymorphism Inheritence Encapsulation hoga hi
Java ka PIE (3) Khaoo sab log


J2SE J2EE dekhke inke saare avatar
Lagta hai jaise Java hi hai super star
Java hai idhar, java hai Udhar, Java hartaraf jano sab log

Saturday, 27 November 2021

Lazy Poems

 Neend Ghaneri

Neend Ghaneri akhiyan mein ab aur bahut hai sona
Jag ke kaam jo hise hamare voh hamein hai karna
Isliye pad raha hai jaagna


Kaam adhure aaj ke din ke
Din ba din jaye badte
Kal ke kaam, Aaj Ke Kaam
Yeh kaam kabhi na ghatte
Fir Hum bas yahi hai kahete,
Kal ke kaam kal o jaate,
To aaj na padta hamein youn jaagna

Soch soch kar in batoon mein
vaqt jata beetta
Haath pe haath dhare rah jaate
Vaqt tata karta jata
Fir hum bas yahi hai kahte
Ai vaqt na jaoojaldi itna
Kam ke bhoj tale hum dab jayeinge varna

Hum Kitne Nadaan The Dekho

Hum Kitne Nadan The Dekho
Vahi ke vahi jame rahe
Log aage aage badte gaye, 
hum vahi pe bhut bane rahe

Dil Ke Geet Banate banate
Hum duniya ki reet bhool gaye
Saat sur rachaate rachaate
hum sur sangeet mein ghul gaye
Sad seedi upar chadte gaye
Hum neeche bas upar dekhte rahe

Kuch takdeer ka haidosh yahan
kuch mare bhi kasoor
chod gaye sab rah mein akela
vo vahan, hum kitne door
Kitne sharm ki baat hai sab bad gaye
Hum vahi ke vahi tane rahe


Sab kuch time pass hai

sab kuch timepass hai, sab kuch timepass hai
Aish kar tu yaara, zindagi yahan bindaas hai
Bombay ki life hai bhai, kiska sunna bakwaas hai

Yeh bombay hai, life yahan ki superfast raftaar hai
sab badte hai, sabe ladte hai, kiska na kise intezaar hai
vohi kahalata hia sahi, jiski fitrat jhakaas hai

job ka tension chod do in sab se muh mod do
doston ke sang khao peeyo sabse naata jod do
jo tension leta hia, voh samjho khalaas hai

Pahenke jeans aur kurta, khao bargar aur bharta
kuch banja Indian tu, kuch english tu banja
Kabhi yahan pop jaaz hai, kabhi dandiya raas hai

jeb mein nahin paisa hia, fir bhi ghoomoon amiroon ki tarah
upar khadi maal hai, jise pataoon hero ki tarah
yahi apna style hai, yahi toh apunke paas hai


Friday, 26 November 2021

Poems on TV Serials

BiggBoss - 15

A handsome man from Bandra
Hosts biggboss pan pan pandhra
Yes the hero of our era
hosting biggboss pan pan pandhra


From the heart to the brain
You know all the participants
From love angles to battle fronts
You know their games and stunts
You have more influence on them
More than anyone in every way
Even more than that fat voiced guy
Who always says 'BiggBoss chahte hai'
All the while in house they all
keep doing ladai Jhagda

A handsome man from Bandra
Hosts biggboss pan pan pandhra
Yes the hero of our era
hosting biggboss pan pan pandhra

Just like Mahabharata
And also like Ramayana
This house is no different
with jungle, flora , fauna
They fight and try to win
On all issues of the house
They don't have to be quite
And run away like a mouse
Someone in the house is kekayi
And someone is like Manthra

A handsome man from Bandra
Hosts biggboss pan pan pandhra
Yes the hero of our era
hosting biggboss pan pan pandhra

Koi karte hai pyaar kisise
Koi dikhate hai nafrat
Pyaar main nafrat bhari hai
Aur nafrat mein muhobat
Aa jaate sab jhagdaa karne
Chahe koi baat ho na ho
chalte firte sabhi mast banke
Chahe koi Saath ho na ho
Koi samjhe monalisa khudko
Koi samajhte hai Cleopatra

A handsome man from Bandra
Hosts biggboss pan pan pandhra
Yes the hero of our era
hosting biggboss pan pan pandhra

Ishq ka bhoot utar jata hai
jhagde pe har koi utar aata hai
Samajh te hai sab tees maar khan
Par biggboss sab sikhata hai
Yeh life , easy nahin hai
Yahan pe sabhi kuch tough hai
Biggboss ka ghar , life jaisa
Koi na kar sakta bluff hai
Bhagwan bhi dekh raha hai
sabki life ka har ki katra

A handsome man from Bandra
Hosts biggboss pan pan pandhra
Yes the hero of our era
hosting biggboss pan pan pandhra

Kitne log aate jaate yahaan
koi shiru se , koi wild card se
koi evict hoke jaate hai aur
naye log aa jaate yahan pe
Neha , Teja , Jay aur Simba
OTT ke Nishant Pratik, Shamita
Ab aayeinge fir naye log
Pichle season ke memberaan
sabne kar diya hai kamaal
Rajiv, Umar,vishal, Kundra

A handsome man from Bandra
Hosts biggboss pan pan pandhra
Yes the hero of our era
hosting biggboss pan pan pandhra

Jadooee ghar yeh biggboss ka
Jadooee log rahete hai yahan
Jadoo chalta rahta har vaqt
vishwa sundri dikhe kahan
Kabhi khana aaye jadoo se
kabhi VIP dwar khul jaataa
Biggboss bhi dikhta nahin
Voh bhi chhup ke baat kaartaa
ajeeb khel hai na? bolo
khuljaa sim-sim Aabracadabra

A handsome man from Bandra
Hosts biggboss pan pan pandhra
Yes the hero of our era
hosting biggboss pan pan pandhra

Saanp Seedi - Mohan Kapoor Show - Zee TV


Saanp Seedi Saanp Seedi
Ailan karti aayi nav javanoon ki peedi
Tum jaante ho kiske roop mein
Nahin jaante, hum batate hai
Sakshat Mohan Kapoor ke roop mein


Anupama - Star TV Show


Anupama hai ek serial badiyaa
bahtareen hai inki saari kadiyaa
Inko aata hai sabko rulana 
Aur hasane ka bhi hai inko zariya

Kabhi is show mein karte hai dance
Toh kabhi dikhate hai drama scene
Kabhi baa kahe sitar bajaoongi
Toh kabhi bolti hai drama queen
Bom aur fatake ki chalti hai ladiyaan

Kabhi V ka gussa sar char kar bolta
kabhi Anuj apna power dikhaataa
kabhi bapuji sabko nasiyat dete
to kabhi kavya ka kaand hai rachtaa
kabhi log late khushi ki jhadiyaan

Wednesday, 17 November 2021

Poems on People


 7. निहारिका जो हसे  (My daughter Niharika)


निहारिका जो हसे
दिल मेरा भी हसे
यह कसी कशिश
कोई तो बताये

याद तेरी मुझे सताए
ऑफिस में काम न करने दे
नज़र बार बार घडी पर जाये
कभी सात हो हम घर जाएँ

लिंच के वक़्त भी तेरी याद आती है
खाते खाते हसी आये, हाथ रुक जाता है
यह कैसा लगाव है समझ मुझे न आये
पहली बार सुच में , मन मेरा मुस्काये

टी टाइम में भी , तू हसती है आके
मोहिनी मूरत तेरी मेरे दिल में झांके
आँखे बंद करेके बेटी तुझेही याद करून
तुरा चेहरा बेटी मेरे दिल अंदर धरूँ

Niharika 

Niharika Niharika Niharika Niharika
Tu hi suraj, Tu hi Tare Tu hi hai chandrika

Jas

Mere Jas, Mere Jas, O Mere Jas
Meri duniya tu hi hai ik tu hi hai bas
 

Gudda(Viddhi)

O vidhi O Vidhi
Meri pyaari Vidhi
Tu aayi leke yaha
sare jaan ki nidhi

Ankit


Today is the birthday of my dear friend
Ankit Arora; to whom wishes I send
Lot Many happy returns of the day
And many more to come all your way

A fabulous guy with a witty style
And has creative approach all the while
When he is on the stage he simply rules
Makes every one laugh with his comic tools

He's number one guy when it comes to work
Works diligently ; gets promotions and perk
When he's onsite to visit customer
He attracts everyone with his caliber

A marvelous guy that's Ankit Arora
Wishing him all life with joyful  flora

Happy Father's Day

Happy Father's day; Happy Father's day
Mere papa tum base ho mere dil mein
Thankyou my child, lag jaoo gale
Tum hi ho mere in aankhon ke taare

Tumne humko pyaar diya hai itna O' daddy
Aur mili hai humko itni pyaari si mummy
Tum dono ke sang hamara ban jata hai day

Yahoo Saturday aur Sunday aur sabhi holidays
Tum ghumane le chalte ho picnic pe always
Shyam ko hum intezaar karte hai har weekday

Jab bhi hum beemar hote hai tum banke doctor
Haath lagate hi jante ho kya hai gadbad
Aapke haath se khakar goli hum theek ho jaate

Aaj jo kahoge mein voh manoonga
Defy-master mein kabhi nahin banoonga
Sorry papa kabhi nahin mein karoonga disobey

Tumne jo bhi hamein sikhaya hai hamesha
Vohi hamein kaam aaya hai jeevan mein hamesha
Tumhari har baat ko hum dhyaan se samjhenge

Humne jo bhi hai chaha, voh tumne kiya
Jo bhi numne maanga voh sabkuch diya
Aapke bagair papa hum rah jaate bikharke

Jinke papa guzar jaate hai, voh kya hai karte?
Kaise voh jeete hai kaise voh badte?
Unke papa karte hai raksha bhagwaan banke

Har ek ke papa se mujhe yeh kehena
Unki mummy ke saath saath hardam hi rahena
Tum ho unke jeevan ke ek hi sahare

Hamara zid, hamari mammani tumne sahi
tumne hamein kisi baat men kaha kuch nahin
tumhari khushi judi thi hamari khushi se

Tumne hamesha chaha, hum badte hi rahein
Jeean mein apne achha insaan banke rahein
humne paya hai yeh jahan aapki aasees se

Aap kabhi mummy bankar khana banate ho
Kabhi tum teacher ban study karate ho
Mere papa tum nibhate ho roles kitne

Meri aunti mere papa ke jaisi hi hai
Unhone mujhe rah dikhaee pap ki tarhain
Aak mein yahaan hoon unki vajah se

Mere papa aaj hote toh bahut khush ho jaate
Dekhke apne bahu poti ko bahut hi naachte
Apne bete ki taraquee dekhe man hi man harshate

Mere papa mein aapko bahut karta hoon miss
Kabhi sochta hoon aap hote toh aapko karta kiss
Aapne kitni ki mehnat paalne ko hamein

Aaj samajh raha hoon, papa kya hote hai
unka hona, unka rahana bahut zaroori hota hai
hum kitne badnaseeb hai jo aap chal base

Mummy ne phir humko kitni mushkil se pala
Hamare liye apne dard ko hamesha chupa dala
Tumhari kami mahsoos nahin hone di hame

Mere bhaiyoon mere bhabhiyoon yaad rakhna yeh
Dard nahin dena mummy ko kuch bhi kaheke
Dil toot jata phir judta nahin hai yeh

Hamesha rahana sang sang yoonhi saath mein
Kabhi nahin jhagadna mere bachoon apas mein
Hum vachan dete hai papa kabhi juda na honge

Ashok Vatika Group


Pehele aata hai "Shiv" ratri
Saal ke March mahine mein
Aur fir Holi ka awsar dikhe
"Vinod"-i-kavi sammelan mein

Phir Raksha bandhan mein
Bhai behen ka virla bandhan
Aur unke beech "Vinod"-i- baatein
ban jata hai hasya anban

Fir aata hai Janmashtimi
"Kanu" Krishna ka tyohar
Ras rachaakar Gokul mein
Diya bhavya "Vipul" uphaar

Ab "Shekhar" ke putra Ka
Ganesh chaturthi ka hova agman
"Sunitha" aur naitikta
ka cinh voh unko hai naman

ab shiru hota Navratri
Jismein hum japte "Renu" Ka
In nau dinon ke pashchat
aa jata hai dasherra

Kuch dino ke baad jagmagata
Diwali aur deepon ka parv
"Paresh" prabhu aur Sita ka
Gungaan gaata hai jag sarv

Shiru ho gaya "Ashwin" Mahina
Thand ka aalam hai chaya
"Sunil" apne bacho ko lekar
"Santa - ni"ar voh aagaya

Yeh hai Bharat ki "Shobhna"
Jismein saal bhar tyohaar hai
Saal bhar yahan rangoli sa
rangaberangi nikhar hai